PRESS RELEASE — Hope every one had a safe New Year. Wasn’t too bad around here. Let’s see what’s going on.

The water is 5 feet high and rising, not really. Looks like we are dodging a bullet so far. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for the people along the river or low-lying areas.

Received a 911 call where a man is stuck. Needs a “free” wrecker and a Deputy. The reason he needs a deputy is because he is surrounded by black panthers and other big cats. Sounds like he still messed up from New Year’s Eve.

Lady called and needs an ambulance. “No sirens please” she advised she had a head ache.

We have so many problems over heirships of property because wills have not been probated. A will is no good until it is probated by a Judge. Please get the wills probated otherwise we can’t help.

Gotta go. Thought for the week: Eggs and ham, a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. Ya’ll have a great week and if we can help just holler. God Bless.